ENDORSEMENTS
Nancy Pelosi
Minority Leader US Congress
One of the first to endorse David, Minority Leader Pelosi said that David is "the future of benevolant dictators with little to no power even within the Student Government structure."
Neil Kerwin
American University President
As the President of American University Neil understands what it takes to create true change in SPA. When asked about David Shadburn President Kerwin was quoted as saying " Well gosh, he's just the Cats Pajamas."
Clawed the Eagle
Collegiate Mascot
Well known American University Mascot Clawed the Eagle has strongly endorsed David Shadburn in much the same way that David has strongly supported AU athletics. When asked for a comment about David's campaign Clawed did not give one as he is a mascot who cannot talk.
Aaron Schock
Disgraced Resigning Congressman
Disgraced resigning Congressmen Aaron Schock has endorsed David saying "While my career is over, I see my protege David's as just begining. His taste in office decor is fabulous, and no one I know rocks out at a Katy Perry concert harder than David." Congressmen Schock rambled on for several more minutes before finally leaving David with the message "Baby you're a firework. You are no Dark Horse. Get out on the campaign trail and make sure people hear your Roar."
AU Library Sheep
Ceramic Sheep
One of American University's most beloved members, the AU Library Sheep sees David as the kind of person who should be in charge of SPA, saying "I see David walking into the library all the time. With how much time he spends here he's either a great student, or living on the quiet floor."
Mrs. Shadburn
Candidate's Mother
Mrs. Shadburn is one of David's most recent endorsements saying yesterday "I was unsure of David's qualifications at first. I mean this is the child that once peed his pants in the middle of a Chuck E Cheese. However after giving it some thought I've decided to endorse him. He's got a heart of gold, and maybe he'll finally meet a nice girl through this campaign."
